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If you haven't been watching the new reality game show Treasure Hunters on NBC, allow me to enlighten you. The show is basically The Amazing Race meets the movie National Treasure, although instead of the Knights of Templar we have teams of 3 representing all important sects of life (the rednecks, the military, the models, the dorky kids.) But best of all is the wacky religious threesome of terror, otherwise known as the Fogals. Dad is a priest, mom is a wacko, and daughter is an eleven year old trapped in the body of a 25 year old. All she is good for is bitching, and complaining, and falling. They love to pray, find strength in Christ, lie, cheat, backstab to get the lead, and thank Jesus for not making them feel guilty. They're horrible people really, only team that likes them is Team Air Force, and thats because they left their personalities back in basic training. Well, this past Monday, karma was indeed a bitch because the fucking Fogals got Fogaled, and I'm damn happy about that.

Other thoughts on that wonderful land of Reality:

- Real World/Road Rules challenge this time around is Old People vs. People you've never heard of. MTV brought 12 virigins to this orgy of debauchery (known as the RWRRC to fashionable people), and boy do they wish they weren't there. Most interesting development as of now: Coral's knee cap is lost in her breasts, and her partner Evan has a sports hernia that is now bleeding internally. They are both intent on continuing the show, even though they can barely walk. For a moment this season, Coral was likeable... Now she is full on Turdis McGurdis again. What a collection of assholes.

- Project Runway: Next week we get to find out who got kicked off the show... Early reports are that it's Keith, for copying designs from other designers for his portfolio. The preview for the episode though has Kayne and Robert arguing about rules and whatnot. More to come on this next week... And if you need a good cry, here's some more Malan for fuel. If he wasn't so depressing, hed make a great bond villian.